Yoshihiro Akiyama is what would happen if you asked the women of Japan to design a professional fighter based on their sexual fantasies, minus any tentacle monster-related fetishes of course (this experiment has already been tried in Canada with great success). The man is epic. Not the lame, frat-boy "my kegger is gonna be epic, dude!" sort of epic. Epic like a successful male model who also happens to be a badass professional fighter. Zoolander with a black belt kinda epic. Maybe its his go for broke fighting style. Maybe it's his "Ave Maria" entrance music, such a refreshing (and jarring) change from the usual diarrhea stream of nu-metal one endures at any MMA event. Maybe it's the man's impeccable taste in felt, dandelion-yellow trench coats. Akiyama established himself as a superstar in his native Orient, the "Tiger Woods of Japan" according to Dana White (vicodin and fugly Denny's waitress not included) before coming to America and carving a niche with fans in the UFC, where Japanese talent has historically struggled to catch on. Now "Sexyama" needs to take a page out of Charlie Sheen's book and start winning. When he steps into the cage at UFC 128 on March 19th, he'll be bringing a less than impressive 1-2 UFC record with him. This begs the question: should he lose (in what would be his 3rd consecutive loss), will Akiyama be facing the chopping block? Dana White doesn't think so. And that should be the end of the debate, but Mr. White isn't exactly a paragon of ...
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Yoshihiro Akiyama is what would happen if you asked the women of Japan to design a professional fighter based on their sexual fantasies, minus any tentacle monster-related fetishes of course (this experiment has already been tried in Canada with great success). The man is epic. Not the lame, frat-boy "my kegger is gonna be epic, dude!" sort of epic. Epic like a successful male model who also happens to be a badass professional fighter. Zoolander with a black belt kinda epic. Maybe its his go for broke fighting style. Maybe it's his "Ave Maria" entrance music, such a refreshing (and jarring) change from the usual diarrhea stream of nu-metal one endures at any MMA event. Maybe it's the man's impeccable taste in felt, dandelion-yellow trench coats. Akiyama established himself as a superstar in his native Orient, the "Tiger Woods of Japan" according to Dana White (vicodin and fugly Denny's waitress not included) before coming to America and carving a niche with fans in the UFC, where Japanese talent has historically struggled to catch on. Now "Sexyama" needs to take a page out of Charlie Sheen's book and start winning. When he steps into the cage at UFC 128 on March 19th, he'll be bringing a less than impressive 1-2 UFC record with him. This begs the question: should he lose (in what would be his 3rd consecutive loss), will Akiyama be facing the chopping block? Dana White doesn't think so. And that should be the end of the debate, but Mr. White isn't exactly a paragon of ...
Yoshihiro Akiyama is what would happen if you asked the women of Japan to design a professional fighter based on their sexual fantasies, minus any tentacle monster-related fetishes of course (this experiment has already been tried in Canada with great success). The man is epic. Not the lame, frat-boy "my kegger is gonna be epic, dude!" sort of epic. Epic like a successful male model who also happens to be a badass professional fighter. Zoolander with a black belt kinda epic. Maybe its his go for broke fighting style. Maybe it's his "Ave Maria" entrance music, such a refreshing (and jarring) change from the usual diarrhea stream of nu-metal one endures at any MMA event. Maybe it's the man's impeccable taste in felt, dandelion-yellow trench coats. Akiyama established himself as a superstar in his native Orient, the "Tiger Woods of Japan" according to Dana White (vicodin and fugly Denny's waitress not included) before coming to America and carving a niche with fans in the UFC, where Japanese talent has historically struggled to catch on. Now "Sexyama" needs to take a page out of Charlie Sheen's book and start winning. When he steps into the cage at UFC 128 on March 19th, he'll be bringing a less than impressive 1-2 UFC record with him. This begs the question: should he lose (in what would be his 3rd consecutive loss), will Akiyama be facing the chopping block? Dana White doesn't think so. And that should be the end of the debate, but Mr. White isn't exactly a paragon of ...
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